RGN - Special Edition

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RGN - Special Edition

RGN SEVERE WEATHER WARNING

Welcome New Forecast Janna

By Ronhald the Red, News Anchor to Lokfar

Riot Games Network (RGN) is pleased to announce the latest addition to the Nightly News team: Forecast Janna. Before receiving her degree in meteorology from the Yordle Academy of Science and progress, Janna double majored in Drama and Earth Science during undergraduate. In addition to forecasting, she enjoys windy walks, ward shopping and helping other champions rack up enormous minion scores. She's also a staunch supporter of animal rights, and works tirelessly in the endless fight for manatee equality. She's a leader in the ongoing crusade to bring the killers of Urf to justice.

Since she replaced Nocturne as News Meteorologist last week, weather accuracy has increased over 9000% – primarily due to her ability to predict weather conditions not involving gloom, horror and pain. Her more sunny disposition has also been the subject of many positive viewer remarks

Before stepping down, Nocturne offered these parting words to his loyal fanbase: "Darkness is still coming."

"ZIGGSTECH CHEMISTRY POOL PARTY
This party is BYOB for bring your own bombs. Fire-retardant swim gear is adviced."

THREE-LANE FORECAST

Top lane: Solo with a chance of recall.

Mid lane: Ideal roaming conditions.

Bot lane: Low visibility with intermittent team fights. Remember your Vision Wards!

Over-Extended Weather Report

The jungle: Clear lanes with scattered ganking

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Debonair Decisions

By: Debonair Jayce

Jayce answers all your tough questions to keep you looking good in any situation.

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RGN SEVERE WEATHER WARNING

Debonair Decisions

By Debonair Jayce

"Dear Jayce,

It took years of questionable chemistry and devious experimentation for me to land a job at a top techmaturgical firm. I love what I do, I love my coworkers, and I thrive in the environment – with one not-so-minor exception. My boss is one of the most notorious tyrants in the industry, to the point where he's known in many corporate circles as a madman. He's prone to screaming, throwing things and the occasional horrific murder. Most of the time it's not directed at me, but he brought me to an investor meeting last week and things got scary.

I noticed that my boss was looking less brutishly terrifying than usual, so I asked him if he wanted me to get him a booster shot. He usually goes through around 30 of the things a day, but apparently he's on some gluten-free cleanse, and the compatible formula's still in the works. He kept it together in front of the investors, but really let me have it once we got out the door.

Now, I'm working on being more brutal and unforgiving in my professional life, but I'm a sweetheart in my personal life and old habits die hard. After we left we took separate dirigibles back to the office, and I almost immediately got a techmaturgical telegram from my boss informing me that I should, "never offer patented stimulant product in front of investor again [stop] otherwise downsize with extreme prejudice [stop] you sleep with fishes [stop] Zaun fishes reduce entire cow to bones in seconds [stop] you not get much sleeping done [stop]"

Now I'm scared for my life as well as my dignity. This has caused me to question my upward mobility at the company, along with my overall capacity for ruthless, cutthroat careerism. Am I too soft for this profession?

Sincerely,

Corporate and Confused"

"Dear Corporate and Confused,

You're looking at this the wrong way. All aggressive, self-made industrial tycoons have a bit of a temper, but most of us can see when we've crossed the line. The trick is knowing how to call us out on our nonsense after we've calmed down.

I once lost it at one of my top inventors, only to have him stop by my office with a bottle of Jarvan Walker 18 year later that week. As we dipped into our third glass, he said: "I almost lost my temper with one of the lead techs today. When I get pissed, I can't think. People like you and Ziggs and Heimerdinger – you all have legendary tempers, but you control them most of the time. How do you do it?" In that moment, I felt pretty stupid. Here I was, getting compared to some of the foremost minds of our time and getting called out for acting like a jackass at the same time!
Here I was...getting called out for acting like a jackass...

Of course, if your boss is who I think he is, you should probably go ahead and disregard everything I just said. Instead, pack up as much of your stuff as you can carry and catch the next ticket out of town. I've heard that particular gentleman's preferred method of "downsizing" involves a plastic bag, a meat cleaver and a pool full of angry piranhas, so you're probably not going to solve your problems with a bottle of whiskey and an ego boost.

Sincerely,

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Wild Animal Sightings on Demacian Frontier

In recent weeks, settlers along the Demacian frontier have reported a marked increase in cattle mutilations and hideous, nighttime howling. READ MORE...

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RGN SEVERE WEATHER WARNING

Wild animal sightings On Demacian Frontier

By Forrest Stump, Woodland Surveyor

In recent weeks, settlers along the Demacian frontier have reported a marked increase in cattle mutilations and hideous, nighttime howling. [read more] Though there is no word on the official cause, eye witness accounts describe the culprit animal as a blue-furred, anthropomorphic canine that walks with a curiously swaggering gait.

When reached for comment, a representative from the local animal control office simply shouted "Demacia!" and ran screaming off into the woods. Local citizens are advised to bolt ground-floor windows and doors, and ward all overgrown areas to prevent any sudden, unexpected duress.

Wilderness wildlife incursions like this one are becoming increasingly problematic as the Demacian borders continue to expand. In one area, similarly blue lupines were spotted ravaging the local manatee population. Further south, a warmer region has developed serious issues with a cackling, bipedal hyena. Growing concern over lycanthropic encounters have led to widespread uneasiness in rural areas.

Jarvan III's Secretary of Wilderness Affairs issued the following statement in response to growing unrest: "This administration has always taken a hard line against animal violence. In the future we'll be outlining a five point plan designed to reduce lycanthrope incursions throughout the empire. You're also welcome to stop by the local animal control office to pick up a free brochure on proper ward placement. If you're still concerned, be sure to run Cleanse and Barrier before heading out for the day."

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Classified

Have you checked the top buys in Runeterra? READ MORE...

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RGN SEVERE WEATHER WARNING

Classifieds

"Grandfather's Clock

Antique clock for sale by owner. Beautiful piece somewhere between 100 and 4 zillion years old depending on what year it is now. Hands may speed up and slow down erratically. Prone to temporal detonations. Pricing depends on local currency at time of sale. Contact Zilean for details"

"Free Dud Munitions

Clearing out the warehouse by unloading all experimental munitions that failed live fire testing. Make great paperweights and wall ornaments. Also get a laugh at parties. As an added bonus, some dud shells may unexpectedly explode. Keep out of reach of children. Visit your local ZiggsTech emporium for more information."

"Bounty Hunter for Hire

Contract the bounty hunter who always gets her man. Miss Fortune will locate and retrieve any human asset for a negotiable fee. Double up and get a second arrest for half-price."

"Send Flowers

Zyra's Totally Non-Lethal Flower Delivery Service is offering reduced delivery prices on all arrangements for the next week. As an added bonus, every bouquet comes with a card along with the option to deliver a (thorns optional) hug to the addressee. We assure you all reports of rampant, unchecked growth, self-aware blossoms, or recipient fatalities are largely exaggerated."

"Earn Your Degree

Looking to get ahead in today's job market? If you find yourself getting passed over for more well-qualified yordles, continue your education at the Yordle Academy of Science and Progress in Piltover. You'll earn a Bachelor's of Techmaturgy from some of Runeterra's leading experts, such as Heimerdinger, Jayce and Corki. Class sizes limited. Reserve your seat today."

"Experienced Publicist Needed

Seeking experienced PR rep to improve public image in both nefarious and non-nefarious circles. Strong experience with image management for evil doers a must. Veigar will be conducting open interviews in the Bandle City catacombs Monday – Friday."

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